A man does stand up sitting down.

(Walks to seat and sits down amid standing ovation to his entrance)
Please sit, you know I will.
(crowd laughs)
I know what everybody is thinking. Will he stand up this time? He’s done the sitting down bit for years and has sold out theatres across the nation. Well you’ll just have to sit there [...]

My top two draft picks

Christmas Time

This picture helps capture what makes christmas so exciting and special. What are the things you can do to throw yourself out of your non holiday funk, and accept the holiness of christmas? Heres a numbered list that may or not get to 10.
1. Drink eggnog.

And I don’t mean alcoholic [...]

Kanye’s the baddest motherfucker that’s ever lived

from www.veoh.com posted with vodpod

But, But, Guitar hero is hard….

From the description: “Japanese player Omega gets an EXCELLENT SS on Black Sheep EXT Normal. [638/100% Perfect]
Black Sheep is from Guitar Freaks 10th / Drummania 9th, and is an 77 on EXT/NORM in V3. It is harder on OPENpick, but the point of the video is that someone got an EXCELLENT [...]

I retreat into movie fantasies when I enteract with my peers.

moar funny pictures

I am the only person on the internet who still laughs at those lolcats pictures. I didn’t even find out about them until a week or so ago. This one really appealed to me because I didn’t even know they had a live action muppet babies. I used to watch [...]

Drum Hero

If you like to watch moving things, maybe start the one below with no sound, and then start the one up above.
from video.google.com posted with vodpod
the above two songs are moby dick from led zeppelin not to be [...]

EMS topgun

I have the ems topgun from playasia. Its a pain in the ass to get the drivers to work, and its all over the place in mame. Make sure you set it so that they don’t show the crosshairs where you are aiming the gun, because it kind of ruins it. Other [...]

Famous couple files for divorce (citing personal reasons)

In happier times
Upon further interview we were able to get more details from the publicist. “Despite their several creative outlets in music, film, and fashion, the couple cited that they could no longer be with somebody that did not want to read their blog, or check their myspace.”
We were able to get [...]

Who dat dere on da radio? Ah ya that’s the turtles.

Uh huh. Oh wait maybe this is them.

I suck at these radio daze. Everything sounds like the turtles.

If you are in El Paso and you are listening to the radio its either Pink Floyd, Zeppelin, Queen, ACDC, Rush, Scorpions or something [...]