The White Man’s Greatest Fear

Women? Check
Assault Rifle? Check
Ethnically Diverse stereotypes? Check
Go see “Deadlier Than The Male”

Thoughts on the Super Bowl

1. Tom Petty still kicks ass. Double neck solo.
2. Schools are bastards for loading you up with homework during the game.
3. Someone put butter on the ball.
4. Sobe lizards have the black market cornered. (Grillz and Thriller?!?!)