Conspiracy Theory Theatre

Gene Hackman does everything in his power to make sure Will Smith isn't the one to die next.

Gene Hackman does everything in his power to make sure Will Smith isn't the one to die next.


Ah, hello friends, I’m glad you came back. Ah not my friends you say? Well then why are you here? To show your kids why they actually have to do legitimate research for their assignments? Poppycock! Research gets in the way of creativity and the truth! Research would destroy my ability to divine wisdom from seemingly unrelated occurrences.

Take this for example, Reginae Carter, Lil Wayne’s daughter. This poor 8 year old child was senselessly killed in a car accident the other night. What’s that you say? That was just a horrible rumor based on unfounded reporting? But that would confirm the exact opposite of what I’m trying to prove.

Try this on for size. There is a huge movement rushing through this country being funded by the Whiteocracy, to eliminate the movement in this country towards adopting black culture. All over the United States major black cultural leaders are being eliminated. The recent deaths of Bernie Mac, their greatest comedian and Isaac Hayes their most influential musician and scientologist are just the latest example. Earlier Morgan Freeman was taken out, but luckily it wasn’t fatal.

This may seem like a random string of occurrences, or just a list of recent events that are in no way related, but wait till you consider this. The previous black comedian that was making huge strides in racial commentary and cultural domination, with white future leaders all over the united states quoting his jokes at the drop of a hat, all of a sudden becomes completely crazy and runs away to Africa? No! David Chapelle was drugged and shipped off there, and in his daze and fear has refused to return to television. Not coincidence, fact!

Also a hub for other future American leaders and black cultural den New Orleans, gets wiped off the face of the earth by President Bush’s private hurricane machine that he used to only use to create bad storms when ever his baseball team was losing.

Think its only a modern thing? Let me give you three names. Michael Jackson, OJ Simpson, and Cuba Gooding Jr. One moment they are at the top of their game selling pop albums, winning football games, and starring in Oscar caliber parts. The next they are accused pedophiles, murderers, and starring in Snow Dogs and Boat Trip. Fall from grace brought on by their own personal demons, or systematic destruction by the hands of the whiteocracy? I think the answer is clear.

I can keep this up forever. But I won’t. Ok one more. Michael Jordan. This one isn’t even conjecture, his father was murdered by white supremacists. It was horrible. They were all horrible events. Isn’t that enough of a connection? That they were all horrible? Can’t the president take responsibility so all of our black cultural leaders won’t suffer anymore hardship?

If you want to use journalism and factual proof based conjectures, then use your wisdom to figure out who they are going after next, Denzel Washington, Samuel Jackson or Will Smith.

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